boredom...

first skali...ya tuhan! hentikanlah kemalasan aku nih...! y'know what...actuallly kalau boleh, mmg everyday aku post blog but my tahap kemalasan mcm kucing bunting, makan tido makan tido dan tido je keje...when eyes open, otak seriously lembab nak mampos.. mcm xde engine dlm otak aku ni..everything yg aku buat semua dlm slow motion n take a long time to settle it..gosh! what happen to me??? ingat bila 'percutian' di bulan Januari ni bagi aku semangat for doing something yg mmg susah nak buat bila time keja..tapi keja aku tido je memanjang!! Bila online, dah rajin pulak monitor shopping..belinye tidak, last2 keje apa pun x buat. January totally sucks, I'm suffering a severe case of New Year Boredom. wat da hell!! Sayang, if you read this...help me!! keep me busy n sane..thats all I want..tapi bila fikirkan balik, nak jaga anak buah lagi, itu pun dah kira keje..keje yg menyampah..that's insane! xleh nak buat apa..juz tengok apa yg diorg buat n bagi susu kalau diorg wat hal sampai makbapak budak ni balik dari keja...itu dapat penat n sakit hati je..kepuasan bekerja? nahh~

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Oh goshh~! after 10 years LOTR has been released, now it back - with prequel, The Hobbit!!! woot woo0T~!!! tak sangka lama giler...ingat masa first LOTR kuar, time tu tak tahu citer apa, just gi TGV KLCC n classmates seramai 20 - 30 org (lupa lak..time skolah uolss..gigih kuar ramai2..huhu) n bergaduh nak tgk citer apa. Time tu aku leh lak gaduh nak tgk kabhi kushi kabhi gham..hahaha!! I gila hindustan dulu tau!! Pastu gi check tiket, seat yg byk kosong was that movie - LOTR!! my kabhi kabhi x cukup seat...haih~ BUT! itulah permulaan for me to jatuh cinta with this trilogy. wheee..! Now, prequel has been done n I can't wait for this end of the year..harap2 tak kiamat~!!! Sayang giler tak dapat tgk part 2 nanti on 2013...huhuu~ Sape2 yg tak pernah tgk or tak minat LOTR or epic movie..try untuk minat okies...coz mmg tak rugi tengok kalau dunia ni nak kiamat skali pun...such a masterpiece. Everything just perfect - actors, probs, set, costumes, music, cinematographic...you name it...wonderful gua cakap lu!!! It's a movie beyond our imagination n Peter Jackson has done such an amazing job. Well deserved.

optimistic or pessimistic?

Alhamdulillah...finally I'm here back, as a blogger, as a person who've got a lot of the untold story to be tell.. Actually, still, I don't have courageousness to write everything about my personal life after everything 'happens' in 2011. But, it's ok as long as I'm telling the GAY parts (means CERIA tau! bukan citer x senonoh seperti "saya gay, saya ok"..check dictionary tuh!..hoh0!) in my life..plus entertainment news!! itu wajib!! taklah bosan citer kisah aku jer...sangat! :)

As starter, Happy New Year 2012 to all my friends! because of y'all guys, ada la semangat nak taip blog I yg tak seberapa nilainye...(baru check nuffnang I..x sampai rm10..sedeyh..). But it's ok as long as you enjoy my blog (thanks to kim kardashian yg tolong naik rating blog I..huhu..) and pleaseee! give me a feedback if you have any suggestion or idea to improve my blog...I'm out-of-date right now..hopefully can be better like my sis..Perez Hilton~!!! :p

Life

Permulaan...memulakan semula kembali. Kembali dengan semangat yang hampir runtuh. Harus kuat menghadapi hari-hari yang menjelma. Walaupun air mata menjadi teman terbaik sekarang, semangat KENTAL tu kena ada. Bersikap positif tentang masa depan, tentang hidup. Hidup sekarang hanya menunggu jawapan yang pasti. Pasti dari seseorang. Seseorang yang di cintai. :)

strenuous month

Now, aku rasa cam blog aku ni dah jadi blog hiburan lak walaupun niat pertama sekali blog ni dicipta adalah untuk bercerita tentang diri sendiri, tentang suka-duka aku sepanjang hidup...ala-ala diari tapi membenarkan orang lain membaca. Tapi sejak kejadian "aneh" dimana privasi aku menjadi satu obsesi pada individu yg lain amat menakutkan aku sendiri. Kenapa mesti kehidupan I uols nak tahu sampai begitu skali? Tapi aku tak salahkan sesiapa sebab aku sendiri yg 'membenarkan' privasi dibaca oleh orang lain. So now, I let myself be careful what every single day I'm doing...because of that, nothing to share about my life on blog. That's why jadi entertainment blog...hee~ 

The Hobbit - finally~!!

The Hobbit is happening!
When it was announced last month that cameras would begin rolling on the highly anticipated two-part Lord of the Rings prequel on March 21, naturally, there was a lot of "We'll believe it, when we see it" talk. After all, this is a production that has seen more than its share of setbacks thanks to such things as set fires, threats of union strikes and perforated ulcers.
But, sure enough, principal photography did indeed start today at the Stone Street Studios in Wellington, New Zealand, with director Peter Jackson himself taking a moment to post pics to his FB page from the film's set. 
The first flick is due to hit theaters in late 2012. Assuming, of course, everything goes smoothly from here on out.


click for more entertainment uols~!!

http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/churpchurp-invite

http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/digi-superreload

http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/digi-iphone4 

http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/digibonuslinkpromo

http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/axepolice-mostwanted http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/TheWheels 

http://www.churpchurp.com/hazelisme/share/svenson-savemyhaircontest 

unforgettable moment

12/02/11 - mengingatkan aku pada saat yg lalu pada tarikh yg sama. Tarikh itu sangat bermakna. Terlalu bermakna. Teringat balik, it was so lovely, romantic and funny too. Masa tu, aku berada di sebuah bilik kecil yg dipenuhi dgn baju-baju kotor dan nyamuk! Dan panas gak!! Tapi aku tetap mendengar setiap kata-kata yg berharga dari mulut si dia sampai ke keesokan harinya. WOW! I can't believe I can talk too long such like that! First time k!!  Masa tu jugak my lovely friends melalui saat-saat sedih mereka untuk menghabiskan semester pada waktu itu instead me. I'm was too happy because no need to study and pressure myself anymore...I'm free~!!. Untuk tidak bersikap biadap, aku memilih untuk bersama kawan-kawanku dan berkongsi cerita mereka. They so nice and meaningful dalam membantu aku melalui saat-saat yg sukar sepanjang semester itu. Thanks uols..never forget you kindness to me. :) 

A tale of the frog

wahhhh~!! menjilat-jilat screen tengok body zac efron nih. Now, mesti lagi howt coz dah matured~!! I like him very much..time tengok high school musical pun dah macam tengok citer porn bila ada dia..sexy! heee~ tengok la bonjolan kat seluar dia tu...OMG!!!!! whoaa~!! (wah...full of spirit bila cakap pasal ni kan...hahaa!!).

Anyway, hari ni tetiba rasa nak wat citer dongeng pulak since citer princess snow white pada ketika dahulu telah dikisahkan oleh versi I sendiri. Dan kali ni, I nak tukar konsep sikit..bosan la asyik kisah2 puteri segala..so, I masukkan modern fairy tale gittew... Sebelum tu, nak terangkan juga sinopsis penceritaan ini yew...nanti uols tak paham pulekks... Anyway, I just wanna to say about VALUE of something or someone we want in our life. Hidup ni cuma sekali n if can, we..even myself don't want do a big mistake and we regret it later and forever. Kalau dah jumpa sesuatu yg bernilai dalam hidup, hargai benda itu atau seseorang itu seperti nyawa sendiri. Yang penting, gunakan akal fikiran dalam membuat keputusan bukan nafsu yg menguasai minda. Oklah, xnak membebel cam kak rina si bekas permanent CK kat the mall tu (eh! tetibe lak..). The story begins now.....

pisang.....tasty!!

Aaaaaa....suka la tu kalau cakap pasal pisang nih....nak pulak tengok pic kat atas ni..berair la kaedahnya? Hahahaha!! Ala uols...I hari ni bukan nak cakap pisang versi 18sx tapi memang pisang sejati!!! Pisang dari alam semulajadi yg boleh digigit, dikunyah dan ditelan...bukan pisang yg liat dan mampu ditelan sampai ke anak tekak sajew...Hahaha!! I cuba nak memberi pandangan kesihatan pulak sebab selama ni memang takde ruangan begitu di dalam blog I. So, maybe sifat2 postif sambil berhibur boleh mendidik uols untuk menjaga kesihatan...gittew!

salty coffee (love the way you lie)

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. Suddenly he asked the waiter: “Would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.”

Lucky 88

coklat stroberi~ yummy!!

Ini bukan filem gay tapi it's just a kind of movie yg bercakap pasal cinta yg kompleks. Filem ini telah pun ditayangkan di Indonesia sekitar tahun 2007 yang lalu, kiranya sudah 3 tahun dan ia masih lagi bisa diperkatakan ramai antara sebuah filem Indonesia yang berani mengupas isu cinta 3 segi antara seorang perempuan yang menyintai seorang lelaki, padahal lelaki tersebut menyimpan satu rahsia yang amat mengejutkan di mana ia adalah seorang homoseksual. Permulaan filem 'Coklat Stroberi' ini merujuk kepada dua karektor lelaki iaitu Nesta (Nino Fernandes) dan Aldi (Marrio Merdhithia) yang ber-couple dan memilih untuk tinggal bersama di sebuah banglo yang juga di huni oleh dua orang cewek Key (Nadia Saphira) dan Citra (Marsha Timothy). Perkenalan mereka berdua dengan cewek tersebut menimbulkan rasa cinta antara Nesta dengan Key yang akhirnya terjadi suatu perkara yang sukar diramal dan mengejutkan...(aku memang x sukew ending die..sah2 la jadi normal..choy~!! yg I ni as Aldi sah2 la nak meroyan kalau laki sendiri g gatal cari pompuan..ops! lupe lak..pernah terjadi kat diri sendiri..mmg pedih uols..berbulan-bulan nangis...huu~). Anda kenalah menonton filem Coklat Stroberi ini. Berbalik kepada isi cerita, filem ini penuh touching dan amat menyentuh perasaan di mana Aldi tidak dapat menerima kenyataan bahawa pacarnya, Nesta menyintai seorang perempuan, padahal Nesta dan Aldi adalah pasangan gay sejati. Perlukah Nesta berubah demi cinta pandang pertama dengan Key. Bagaimana pula dengan Aldi? (nasib baik ending untul Aldi pun adil...sukew gak..:)) Then, I just can tell you, this movie very funny for starting and touching for the ending...the story about friends, relationship and confusion about sexual orientation and love.

singlish and manglish jokes

No offense to Singaporeans or Malaysians, it is purely jokes that I've read.

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But.. what happened to the other ear?"

"That stoopid dumbo called back!"

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Miss Singapore
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW ! (highlight the blank space for answer)

Judge: ?????????!!!!

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Ah Beng: Up in Smoke

Long time ago, a rich Singapore tycoon wanted to know how happy a man could be if he was given one wish.
He paid 3 people to test out his experiment:

The rules were:
1. Each person could only have 1 wish.
2. They will be left on a deserted island for 30 years.
3. Food, but not liquor would be provided.

The first contestant, Billy Klinton (USA) asked for the 30 prettiest PLAYBOY centrefolds: " So I can make the most beautiful babies in the world."

The second contestant, Jon Mayjor (UK) said, "I want 30 years' supply of booze."

The last contestant ,Ah Beng (Singapore) said," I want 30 years' supply of Saa-lim (Salem) cigarettes so I can smoke until I song-song"

30 years later, the 3 contestants came back for a press conference.

Billy had with him 200 chidren and 30 estranged women. He remarked, " It has been a long sexual experience for me and I was wondering whether anyone care to buy a child. I will even throw in the mother for free !"

Jon, hanging on to a bottle of beer, was suffering from a hangover but he managed to utter these words. " God save the Beer ! The Queen can drink sea water. "

The last contestant, Ah Beng, hugging onto cartons of Salem shouted, "Ni na beh! Buay kee gia lighter!!!" (@#$*! Forgot to bring lighter!)