Ini bukan filem gay tapi it's just a kind of movie yg bercakap pasal cinta yg kompleks. Filem ini telah pun ditayangkan di Indonesia sekitar tahun 2007 yang lalu, kiranya sudah 3 tahun dan ia masih lagi bisa diperkatakan ramai antara sebuah filem Indonesia yang berani mengupas isu cinta 3 segi antara seorang perempuan yang menyintai seorang lelaki, padahal lelaki tersebut menyimpan satu rahsia yang amat mengejutkan di mana ia adalah seorang homoseksual. Permulaan filem 'Coklat Stroberi' ini merujuk kepada dua karektor lelaki iaitu Nesta (Nino Fernandes) dan Aldi (Marrio Merdhithia) yang ber-couple dan memilih untuk tinggal bersama di sebuah banglo yang juga di huni oleh dua orang cewek Key (Nadia Saphira) dan Citra (Marsha Timothy). Perkenalan mereka berdua dengan cewek tersebut menimbulkan rasa cinta antara Nesta dengan Key yang akhirnya terjadi suatu perkara yang sukar diramal dan mengejutkan...(aku memang x sukew ending die..sah2 la jadi normal..choy~!! yg I ni as Aldi sah2 la nak meroyan kalau laki sendiri g gatal cari pompuan..ops! lupe lak..pernah terjadi kat diri sendiri..mmg pedih uols..berbulan-bulan nangis...huu~). Anda kenalah menonton filem Coklat Stroberi ini. Berbalik kepada isi cerita, filem ini penuh touching dan amat menyentuh perasaan di mana Aldi tidak dapat menerima kenyataan bahawa pacarnya, Nesta menyintai seorang perempuan, padahal Nesta dan Aldi adalah pasangan gay sejati. Perlukah Nesta berubah demi cinta pandang pertama dengan Key. Bagaimana pula dengan Aldi? (nasib baik ending untul Aldi pun adil...sukew gak..:)) Then, I just can tell you, this movie very funny for starting and touching for the ending...the story about friends, relationship and confusion about sexual orientation and love.
Friday, December 03, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
singlish and manglish jokes
No offense to Singaporeans or Malaysians, it is purely jokes that I've read.
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"
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The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"
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Miss Singapore
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW ! (highlight the blank space for answer)
Judge: ?????????!!!!
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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW ! (highlight the blank space for answer)
Judge: ?????????!!!!
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Ah Beng: Up in Smoke
Long time ago, a rich Singapore tycoon wanted to know how happy a man could be if he was given one wish.
He paid 3 people to test out his experiment:
The rules were:
1. Each person could only have 1 wish.
2. They will be left on a deserted island for 30 years.
3. Food, but not liquor would be provided.
The first contestant, Billy Klinton (USA) asked for the 30 prettiest PLAYBOY centrefolds: " So I can make the most beautiful babies in the world."
The second contestant, Jon Mayjor (UK) said, "I want 30 years' supply of booze."
The last contestant ,Ah Beng (Singapore) said," I want 30 years' supply of Saa-lim (Salem) cigarettes so I can smoke until I song-song"
30 years later, the 3 contestants came back for a press conference.
Billy had with him 200 chidren and 30 estranged women. He remarked, " It has been a long sexual experience for me and I was wondering whether anyone care to buy a child. I will even throw in the mother for free !"
Jon, hanging on to a bottle of beer, was suffering from a hangover but he managed to utter these words. " God save the Beer ! The Queen can drink sea water. "
The last contestant, Ah Beng, hugging onto cartons of Salem shouted, "Ni na beh! Buay kee gia lighter!!!" (@#$*! Forgot to bring lighter!)
Long time ago, a rich Singapore tycoon wanted to know how happy a man could be if he was given one wish.
He paid 3 people to test out his experiment:
The rules were:
1. Each person could only have 1 wish.
2. They will be left on a deserted island for 30 years.
3. Food, but not liquor would be provided.
The first contestant, Billy Klinton (USA) asked for the 30 prettiest PLAYBOY centrefolds: " So I can make the most beautiful babies in the world."
The second contestant, Jon Mayjor (UK) said, "I want 30 years' supply of booze."
The last contestant ,Ah Beng (Singapore) said," I want 30 years' supply of Saa-lim (Salem) cigarettes so I can smoke until I song-song"
30 years later, the 3 contestants came back for a press conference.
Billy had with him 200 chidren and 30 estranged women. He remarked, " It has been a long sexual experience for me and I was wondering whether anyone care to buy a child. I will even throw in the mother for free !"
Jon, hanging on to a bottle of beer, was suffering from a hangover but he managed to utter these words. " God save the Beer ! The Queen can drink sea water. "
The last contestant, Ah Beng, hugging onto cartons of Salem shouted, "Ni na beh! Buay kee gia lighter!!!" (@#$*! Forgot to bring lighter!)
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